Paste your résumé and get an honest, a-little-funny roast that actually helps: a score, the lines that made us wince, the clichés we caught, and the real fixes to replace them. No sign-up, no judgment — just a sharper résumé. Then let a real person tailor and submit it for you.
Drop in your résumé (or a few bullets). In a second you get a roast score, the worst offenders, and specific rewrites — the kind of honest read a friend in recruiting would give you over coffee.
Paste your résumé and hit roast. We'll be honest — and we'll be useful. Promise.
That's the free roast. Want a real person to actually rewrite it? A Marqee strategist tailors your résumé to each role — then runs recruiter outreach and finds referrals so the fixed-up version lands in front of a human, not a bot.
Start your free 48-hour trial →Generated locally in your browser from what you pasted. No data leaves this page.
The Résumé Roast reads your text the way a tired recruiter skims it at 4pm — and tells you the truth with a smile. It's for job seekers who suspect their résumé is "fine" and want to know where it's quietly costing them interviews: new grads, career changers, and seasoned pros whose bullets have gone stale. Every jab comes with a fix you can paste straight in.
We'd rather be honest than oversell. Here's the line, drawn plainly.
| What you get | Free Résumé Roast | Marqee (paid) |
|---|---|---|
| Honest, instant feedback | Yes — every time | Plus a human read |
| Roast score & flagged lines | Yes | Yes, by a strategist |
| Specific rewrites | Suggested, generic | Written for the target role |
| Tailored per job posting | — | Every submission |
| Recruiter outreach & referrals | — | Done for you |
| Applications submitted for you | — | By a named person |
It reads the text you paste and returns honest, a-little-funny, genuinely useful feedback: a roast score out of 100, the lines that made it wince, the clichés and weak verbs it caught, missing metrics, and specific rewrites you can use. It runs entirely in your browser — nothing is uploaded.
Yes. The roast is free, needs no account, and runs locally in your browser. You can copy your fixes and share a roast card with no sign-up. The deeper, done-for-you work — a strategist rewriting and submitting your résumé for each role — is part of Marqee's paid plans.
No. It's honest and a little playful — the brutal truth delivered with a wink — but every jab comes with a real, constructive fix. We punch up at lazy résumé habits, never at you. The goal is a résumé that gets you seen, not a put-down.
No. Everything happens locally in your browser, in memory, and is gone when you close the tab. We don't store, send, or train on your text. Paste freely.
A sharper résumé helps you clear the screen, but the job is won by being seen by the people who hire. Start a free 48-hour trial and a Marqee strategist tailors your résumé for each role, runs recruiter outreach, and finds referrals — so your fixed-up résumé actually lands in front of a human.
The roast is the wake-up call. The trial is the plan: a dedicated Career Concierge rewriting your résumé for each role, running recruiter outreach, and finding referrals — so you stop applying into the void and start interviewing.